why be grounded when you can be universal?
tucson, az. pizza. beer. mushrooms. cats.

 

jellyfish-ghoul:

perkygeekyfangirl:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

i can here the hetalia fandom running towards us in the distance

*Demonic ‘Nee Nee Papa’s in the distance*

The face within my oven. It haunts me.

The face within my oven. It haunts me.

killingbambi:

mshoneysucklepink:

beautifulhigh:

bjnovakdjokovic:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I MAKED THESE

Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder removed a month ago. When I found that comic I emailed it to her. It made her laugh, it made her consultant laugh, and she put it at the front of her medical folder for her hospital stay.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt sadder for a gall bladder in all my life.

ora mi sento in colpa nei confronti della mia colecisti, grazie tumblr

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OH MY GOD. Just tried baking in my new apt and the previous tenant definitely do not clean out the oven. my apartment is FILLED BEYOND THE BRIM with smoke and holy shit. 

I can’t abandon
the person I used to be
so I carry her

365 Days of Haiku, Day #123  (via silentious)

sorry (not really) for the post spam. i’m working 7 days a week at 2 jobs now so when i get a chance to tumbl, i really tumbl. 
I WANT THIS COUCH WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. i want to eat, sleep, & die on it. it will be mine. it isn’t that expensive (well, i could afford it after about 2 months of saving). but i have some major expenses right now. and i just pretended they weren’t happening yesterday and bought myself a ton of plants for my new apartment yesterday (four. four plants.). so i’m already another step away from this BEAUTIFUL LOVESEAT THAT I WANT SO HARD. unf unf unf. 

sorry (not really) for the post spam. i’m working 7 days a week at 2 jobs now so when i get a chance to tumbl, i really tumbl. 

I WANT THIS COUCH WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. i want to eat, sleep, & die on it. it will be mine. it isn’t that expensive (well, i could afford it after about 2 months of saving). but i have some major expenses right now. and i just pretended they weren’t happening yesterday and bought myself a ton of plants for my new apartment yesterday (four. four plants.). so i’m already another step away from this BEAUTIFUL LOVESEAT THAT I WANT SO HARD. unf unf unf. 

yochloerose replied to your photo:work was killer today. spent 2 hours trying to get…

I’m so proud of you <3.

this may or may not have made me cry. 

i have a lot of feelings inside of me right now and i feel like i’m beaming and will explode and implode in a general self-destruct sort of way and it touches on all aspects of the dungeons and dragons alignment chart. 

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

Michael Pitt for Rag and Bone

HE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT MISGUIDED DUDE IN DAWSON’S CREEK TO ME. 

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work was killer today. spent 2 hours trying to get a client&#8217;s doctor on the phone to get a letter relieving her of court this week. continued struggles with a woman trying to get custody of her children in an all-around abusive home. got yelled at by a very stupid man who does not understand the difference between review hearing and evidentiary hearing no matter how many times it&#8217;s explained. i deserve this glass of wine. 

work was killer today. spent 2 hours trying to get a client’s doctor on the phone to get a letter relieving her of court this week. continued struggles with a woman trying to get custody of her children in an all-around abusive home. got yelled at by a very stupid man who does not understand the difference between review hearing and evidentiary hearing no matter how many times it’s explained. i deserve this glass of wine. 

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