i am now going to walk the dog to the co-op with me because i cannot leave him home alone. i am going to purchase a bottle of wine and drink it in its entirety and watch gilmore girls and pretend that this did not happen for a few hours.
oh my god. my dog chewed a section of my wall out that is over 2 feet tall in the 4 hours he was home alone. he also destroyed my hanging shoe rack (but none of the shoes) and an apron. i want to cry.
i slept allllll day long. couldn’t stay conscious for the life of me.